Where Do I Smash The Wine Bottle?
How does one start a good first blog post? I mean, how do you write only a few first lines that just go "bam!" and your audience is hooked? Something controversial would probably do the trick. Sexcercise! Last night, while getting my rear back into shape in the gym, I had a good workout as well a semi-pornographic show to boot. Two newlyweds were way more interested in toning each other's bodies than their own. Maybe something funny? Why did the scarecrow win the noble prize? Because he was outstanding in his field. That's my best joke, you won't get anything better than that I'm afraid. Perhaps something current? Open nominations for Hong Kong leader nominations have been ruled out by Chinese authorities. But honestly, I couldn't care less. I'm more interested in Chibatman. A caped crusader in Japan that drives around on his "Chibatpod" to make the people of Chiba happy. A brilliant Ephiny? Life's really short. And if I e...